Houmous

We eat shitloads of houmous, we love it. We have tested it also, for your leisure and pleasure. Here are some of the ones we tested:

Sainsburys Moroccan Houmous

- mmmmmmm hm mmm this is the favourite. It varies in price but sometimes it's 1.49, sometimes it's only one cheeky pound. It depends what Sainsburys decide upon price-vice that week. It has whole chickpeas and tastes amazing.

this is the Moroccan houmous. Up close and personal.

Lidl's Lemon and Coriander Houmous

- mhmhmmmm girl, this is also a favourite because it is so gnæmiliciously good and especially if you dip with the thin, rectangular Finn Crisp crispbreads. It is an extremely good combo as a matter of fact. Just as cheap as the one below too and that is not something to ignore.

Lidl's Normal Houmous

- mmmmmhmhm this is a runner up because it is so good, you can see the chickpeas in there. It tastes like proper good houmous made by a properly skilled houmous-monger. And another reason it's so bloody good is because there is a lot of it, a large pot for 95 pence! You heard me.

the Lidl normal Houmous. It's Meadow Fresh actually.

Sainsburys Mixed Olive and Tomato Houmous

Another favourite. It is nice with carrots. And it also has pieces of olives in there. Green AND blue. That's right, no racism in olive colours with Sainsburys, bless them. It tastes like olives, and tomatoes, and houmous, and it's all lovely together. It sometimes costs 1.29, sometimes 1.19, sometimes 2 for 2 quid, all depending of the mood of Father Sainsbury.

Tescos Caramellised Onion Houmous

It's alright isn't it. But that's all it is. It quite salty, for those who likes salt and salty flavoured things. It's normally 1.19 or 2 for 2 quid. Did you become tempted to get this one now? Didn't think so. It really tastes like caramellised onion and houmous but that is all.

Sainsburys Be Good low fat wanky Houmous

It's all in the name isn't it. It's not so good this one. Cutback of everything, except the wankiness. Low-fat equals low-taste, or weirdboringtaste. I don't care what it costs, it's not worth it. It has a green etiquette though.

Tescos Sweet Chili Houmous
It has such a promising name. Alas. That is also all there is to it. I mean, of course you would eat it if you were starving enough, on a deserted island and that was all you stupidly packed into your bumbag, but it is not what it says it will be. That is why it has been placed so far down on the page, too.