Sunday 13 February 2011

Houmous

We eat shitloads of houmous, we love it. We have tested it also, for your leisure and pleasure. Here are some of the ones we tested:

Sainsburys Moroccan Houmous
- mmmmmmm hm mmm this is the favourite. It varies in price but sometimes it's 1.49, sometimes it's only one cheeky pound. It depends what Sainsburys decide upon price-vice that week. It has whole chickpeas and tastes amazing.
this is the Moroccan houmous. Up close and personal.

Lidl's Lemon and Coriander Houmous
- mhmhmmmm girl, this is also a favourite because it is so gnæmiliciously good and especially if you dip with the thin, rectangular Finn Crisp crispbreads. It is an extremely good combo as a matter of fact. Just as cheap as the one below too and that is not something to ignore.

Lidl's Normal Houmous
- mmmmmhmhm this is a runner up because it is so good, you can see the chickpeas in there. It tastes like proper good houmous made by a properly skilled houmous-monger. And another reason it's so bloody good is because there is a lot of it, a large pot for 95 pence! You heard me.
the Lidl normal Houmous. It's Meadow Fresh actually.

Sainsburys Mixed Olive and Tomato Houmous
Another favourite. It is nice with carrots. And it also has pieces of olives in there. Green AND blue. That's right, no racism in olive colours with Sainsburys, bless them. It tastes like olives, and tomatoes, and houmous, and it's all lovely together. It sometimes costs 1.29, sometimes 1.19, sometimes 2 for 2 quid, all depending of the mood of Father Sainsbury.

Tescos Caramellised Onion Houmous
It's alright isn't it. But that's all it is. It quite salty, for those who likes salt and salty flavoured things. It's normally 1.19 or 2 for 2 quid. Did you become tempted to get this one now? Didn't think so. It really tastes like caramellised onion and houmous but that is all.

Sainsburys Be Good low fat wanky Houmous
It's all in the name isn't it. It's not so good this one. Cutback of everything, except the wankiness. Low-fat equals low-taste, or weirdboringtaste. I don't care what it costs, it's not worth it. It has a green etiquette though.

Tescos Sweet Chili Houmous
It has such a promising name. Alas. That is also all there is to it. I mean, of course you would eat it if you were starving enough, on a deserted island and that was all you stupidly packed into your bumbag, but it is not what it says it will be. That is why it has been placed so far down on the page, too. 

Magners ad

This could have been a Magners advert. For real, like

You, Me and Karie

Includes deleted scenes and commentary by Stephen Fry.

BINBAGS

Hi. Why is it so ruddy hard to buy binbags. They are always either too small or too bloody big. It is impossible to get the right size of these binbags, no matter if they are black or white or see-through. Why is this? What is the reason that it has to be so difficult?
 
Discuss.

Saturday 12 February 2011

Valentines Day

Well Valentines Day is just around the corner. Here are some gift tips if you want to make the day special for your other half.
        

That horrible feeling

Hey. Know that horrible feeling when it feels like your guinea pig doesn't love you anymore? It is probably all in your mind but it's still not nice. For those of you who don't know the feeling, picture you are all alone in a bathtub filled with cold water and it's Christmas Eve and all you have to eat is some weird potassium fish with a jelly-like concistency. That is exactly how it feels like when you feel that your guinea pig doesn't love you anymore. It's not nice is it.
This is the fish you would have to eat

Monday 7 February 2011

Avatar 2

The launch of Avatar 2: This Time it's Personal is coming soon. We know all you Avatar fans out there are bursting your side acne at this exciting news!
We can now inform all you eager fans that James Cameron has launched three sexy new characters in this epic sequel.


Naschemie is the newest student at the Na'vi's high school. Jake Sully developes feelings for Naschemie and Neytiri needs to find a way to get her man back. Catfaceschemi' decides to help Neytiri by giving her a make-over. But oh no! There is something wrong with Thenewvampireavatar. Could there be a Avatar vampire on the loose?

Neytiri tries to get Jake Sully's attention but Naschemie is the only girl on his mind
Naschemie
Catfaceschemi'
 Thenewvampireavatar  
Could there really be a vampire virus outburst on Avatar planet?

Sunday 6 February 2011

Do not google images this

1. Gangrene
2. Back acne
3. Bad acne
4. Herpes
5. Boils
6. Slugs mating
7. Eggs hatching
8. Vomit
9. Larvae
10. Veruca
11. New born hamster
12. Warts
13. Meconium

Lack of acne in the advertising world

It is sad that people with acne never get their bodies shown in ads and promo posters. Only as the "before" picture for acne treatment and similar, and that doesn't count. This is racist and discriminating against acne-stricken human individuals. They should be allowed to be part of the fun, too.


 Hopefully we have started a new trend with the advertising world. Would you not like to purchase these products maybe?

With £5 you may purchase


5 gin and juice at Opium (£ 5)

A Lurpak Butter Dish (£ 4.99)

Frame to have a picture of your goat in (£ 1.29) (The picture of your goat: priceless)

WANKING TISSUES (3,64 packs for 5 quid) (the packaging photo looks a bit like poo, too)

Elf shoes from Ebay (£ 4.29)

Limited edition TP (2,5 packs for £ 5)





Wednesday 2 February 2011

Goat

We have received a lot of questions about our goat Nigel and how we raised him. Especially all the letters from SexxyP!nk15. He is so polite indeed and never yells like a man. Thank you for enclosing a picture of your uncle's goat by the way! It looks like he has a lovely yard to run gaily in! We scanned the photo like you insisted upon. Here it is:

Here is the book we used. Just click the link and enjoy your goat!

Kung Fu Gorgie

Here we let the picture speak for itself, yes we do

Pipes

What's the dealio with my pipes. They make a loud, weird noise every night. Maybe there is a basilisk inside them. Or just a dinosaur.
ma pipes

ma basilisk

ma possible archaeopteryx

Speaking of dinosaurs here you can find a big tub of them! Amazing is it not?